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INTRODUCTION

STARTERS
(We've only just begun)

GRILLED, BBQ & MEATS
(Burned & pillaged)

SEAFOOD
(See Food, Eat It)

VEGGIES
(Pick It & Eat It)

SURVIVAL & REMEDIES
(On The Road)

STEWS & ONE POT MEAL
(Cooking With Her Juices)

THIRST QUENCHERS
(Here's To Us)

BREADS
(From The Oven)

DESSERTS
(Just Desserts)

FLOWER POWER
(Sniff it Eat it)

SIDE DISHES
(A bit on the side)

DIET LIGHT
(Gabs Abs)

POETRY

ARGO

CHOW TIME
(Rowdy's Pet Treats)

ORIGINS OF FOOD
(What & Where)

BIRTH CERTIFICATE

SUBMIT A RECIPE

Join us in the kitchen with the warrior princess and her bard.

We figure this is the way they might eat if they were here-now. We've tried to keep in mind the tastes and offerings of their region, but remember they're busy girls and they'd love these new foods and conveniences. We'll be cooking with their juices and anything else available to us.

For the culinary challenged many recipes follows the 'KISS' theory (Keep It Simple Stupid) in the hopes that any Xenite could actually have some success in the kitchen or out.

While searching through the delicacies or waiting for the food to cook you can enjoy the quotes and poetry.

In many recipes we use ready made ingredients. Why make your own pastry crust, pesto sauce, etc when frozen or packaged won't kill you. You think Xena says "Hmmm, what should I do this afternoon... make puff pastry or save the village??".

 

Even though they are active, the girls watch their weight and the cookbook includes a special diet section along with some light recipes in other section. You can never tell when you might have to leave in a hurry! That means that trusty Argo must be ready to move at any moment, so the care and feeding of Argo is also important
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Not all recipes contain exact measurements. Come on... do you really think Xena measures?

As you can tell this project is done completely with "tongue in cheek", whose is up to you.

Special Recipe Contribution

Green Enchiladas a favourite of our very own ROC and supplied by MamaROC

Contributors

Hecate:
JacQuest:
Kitchen Warrior:
Dark Raven:
Lioness:
Dbod:
Gabrelite:
Mags:

Executive Editor - Web Site Creator
Researcher & Assistant Executive Editor
Food Editor & Artist
Claw (Partners in Crime)
Paw (Partners in Crime)
Poet & Chef
Food Tester & Poet
Sound Editor & Food Tester

 

 

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